WARNING TO MEN: Don't read any further in this entry. I promise you'll regret it.
Anyway, you know what I hate? Menstruation. What is wrong with the uterus that it needs to replace its lining every month? Why does it think it's special? I will only really use my uterus maybe 2-4 times in my life and it causes me a big hassle for 1/4 of every month. My brain doesn't feel the need to disintegrate and leak out of my nose to replace itself, so why you, uterus? Why?
2 comments:
molting?? what??? your uterus isn't a bird, caryl. read your bio textbook!!!
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colby :)
hahaha i loooove being from west virginia ALMOST as much as i love menstruation! no shoes, no indoor plumbing, going to family reunions to pick up guys...its awesome!
seriously though...WV is the place to be, others are just jealous. good football, beautiful mountains, and of course, the birthplace of moi.
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